ArtisticallyChill

My bro, John, sent this to me. Really LOL funny! Thanks for brightening up my day.

~ LoneWolf

• Whoa. Reddit is now using thumbnails! #
• Dropped off my car at the auto shop for a diagnostic. Let’s hope it’s a cheap fix and not something that will force me to sell my organs. #
• Good news: I don’t have to scrap my car. Bad news: I’m gonna be “broke be-otch!” #
• @kpereira That’s why I don’t watch ever watch them anymore. I stick with The Daily Show and Colbert Report. #
• Blah. @Marvel puts out a free comic explaining the the connected events of the Marvel Universe. It’s like your their prison bitch. It hurts. #
• Retweeting @arstechnica: It’s official: Comcast starts 250GB bandwidth caps October 1 – http://ping.fm/1LyxH #
• Picking up my car from the shop. #
• Got a list of ‘recommended’ fixes for my car. They say I need to spend another $450 for new rear tires and a front right wheel bearing. BOO! #
• Not drunk enough yet. Beer me! #

Another big week in comics! Runaways Vol. 3 launched with the creative team of Terry Moore and Humberto Ramos. Old Man Logan part 3: Logan is still being a pussy and not being the best he is at what he used to do. KICK ASS continues to… kick ass. Sadly, it is now gonna be made into a shitty movie much like WANTED. My respect for Mark Millar is pretty much out the window. And as always, DC, my safety net, has several titles out that I can’t wait to read through: Teen Titans, Legion of Superheroes, JSA and some Final Crisis stuff. Also Doktor Sleepless # 8 has finally hit the shelves! I’ve been waiting for this ever since I picked up issues 1-7 at Wizard World this year.

• DOKTOR SLEEPLESS # 8
• KICK-ASS # 4
• MARVEL: YOUR UNIVERSE SAGA
• NEW WARRIORS # 15
• NEWUNIVERSAL: CONQUEROR # 1
• RUNAWAYS # 1
• WOLVERINE # 68
• WOLVERINE: FIRST CLASS # 6
• X-FORCE # 6
• X-MEN: LEGACY # 215
• DC UNIVERSE: LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT
• FINAL CRISIS: ROGUES’ REVENGE # 2
• FINAL CRISIS: SUPERMAN BEYOND # 1
• JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA # 18
• THE LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES # 45
• TEEN TITANS # 62
• TEEN TITANS: YEAR ONE # 6
• TRINITY #13

PICK OF THE WEEK: Durr! It’s DOKTOR SLEEPLESS!

Doktor Sleepless returns to a regular schedule! Heavenside has seen better days. Bodies are starting to pile up, more are starting to get sick, and all the things people have always taken for granted are starting to not work. The promises of the future may all have been broken, but the Doktor has stayed true to his word – it’s getting so the only constant in people’s lives is the nightly Doktor Sleepless broadcast. And although that may be just how he wants it, that’s what frightens Sing the most. But with everyone listening intently to the Doktor’s every word, there may be no one left to listen to what she has to say! Warren Ellis’ satirical-political science fiction novel continues its on-going run!

MARVEL UNIVERSE’S CONTINUITY IS SO FUBAR’D THAT: They have to make a comic in which UATU, the WATCHER, reveals all the previous major story arcs before SECRET SHITTY INVASION. Luckily readers won’t have feel that they wasted any money because MARVEL: YOUR UNIVERSE SAGA is FREE. So go in a few times and pick up some emergency toilet paper for free. You can also use it for bird cages, or any situation in which you need shit paper.

~ LoneWolf