Tag: rants
Not So Perfect Timing…
by LoneWolf on Jul.29, 2010, under Getting Technomological, Justified Rants
My cell phone has been glitching since before our flight from San Diego. I thought it was a memory problem because of all the text messages I sent and received during the vacation. I cleared them all out but my screen is totally frelled. It works fine every time I turn it on, but after a while it just goes blank like it’s dead or the screen freezes.
This is definitely not the best time for me to be without a working phone. My contract doesn’t end until the end of August. By then I’ll be eligible for a free upgrade but that would mean signing another 2 year contract with T-Mobile. Sadly, after about a decade of staying with the same service, I’m ready to make the jump. These last two years with T-mobile have been riddled with too many calls not going through or coming through and text messages not being sent or received quickly enough. Also, the @Home service we got never works when we need it to. Calls never get put through properly and the router itself was poorly designed to handle broadband internet. I would have to constantly reset the router every time the internet connection would drop.
So I guess I’ll have to deal with my phone dying and hope that I’ll have enough money by the end of August to make the switch.
~ LoneWolf
Splinter Cell Conviction: Launch EPIC FAIL
by LoneWolf on Apr.14, 2010, under A Geek and His Games, Justified Rants

I’m still surprised by the turn of events leading up to and after the midnight launch of Ubisoft’s Splinter Cell Conviction. As fan of Ubisoft and the Splinter Cell franchise, I expected them to deliver a game experience that is both memorable and worth talking about with my friends. So far the game has lived up to my expectations and gone beyond it. But their launch of this game has been nothing but a let down.
First the USB drive included with the Collector’s Edition of the game was defective. It just didn’t work when inserting it into a USB port. Ubisoft announced that the Special Edition price would drop to compensate for the defective drive. Originally it was $79.99, but was dropped to $69.99. The materials on the USB drive will be made available for download via SplinterCell.com according to Ubisoft. But I really don’t care any more.
After picking up my Collector’s Edition, I quickly noticed that the mini-comic book was missing. I later found out that the comic book was in PDF format and was supposed to be on the USB drive. The back of the Collector’s Edition reads as: “Digging In The Ashes” Comic Book. There’s no mention of ‘Digital’ or PDF. So now it looks like I paid an extra $10 dollars for 2 stickers, an unimpressive art book, a steel case, and two unlock codes for content that was already on the disc that I could have purchased later with the in-game point system.
What really defined this launch as an EPIC FAIL was the Day 1 patch that cause the game to freeze completely. At first, I had thought it was just my disc, got it exchanged and then when I thought my trouble were over, it froze again. The Day 1 patch was suppose to fix the freezing problems experienced in some co-op multiplayer sessions but it just made it worse. Ubisoft was made aware of this and quickly went to working on a resolution. In the meantime, I sat there with a defective game. I was able to figure out a temporary work-around by clearing out my Xbox 360′s cache and unplugging the console from the internet.
*UPDATE 04/14/2010* This issue has been fixed. I booted up the game after signing in to Xbox LIVE and have had no freezing issues so far.
What I want to know is how could this have happened, especially from a far more reputable publisher like Ubisoft? They had more than enough time to work on this game, both on the programming side and the marketing side with the Collector’s Edition, since the game’s release date had been pushed back. Was there any QA done at all? It seems like that Ubisoft didn’t even find out about the USB drives being defective until the last minute. This is probably the worst Collector’s Edition game of 2010.
I would rather have the Sam Fisher statue as seen in the Limited Edition sold outside of the US instead of faulty USB drive, two stickers, two codes for in game items I will probably never use, and a steel case.
Seriously, Ubisoft you owe your devoted fans that much and more with future Collector’s Editions.
~ LoneWolf
As Expected, Hitler Is Upset About Conan Leaving The Tonight Show
by LoneWolf on Jan.16, 2010, under On Teh Internets




